Hostess with the mostess.
I bought a movie with Elvira at a flea market - great stuff!
Elvira is about to be burned at the stakes by a group of very conservative villagers in small-town-USA.
Elvira:"I don't want you to remember me as just someone with a nice set of boobs
- I have great legs too..."
Something drops on her head and a character asks:
"How's your head?"
Elvira: "I haven't had any complaints yet..."
You get the picture.