Sunday, August 24, 2003

No comment.

Very few use the "comments" function and I think that's a bit sad as I'd like some responses...
Why is that?

A: Commenting used to be the "in" thing to do amongst bloggers.
B: But now it's the "out" thing.
C: People stopped reading blogs.
D: People still read blogs but nobody reads THIS blog.
E: People DO read this blog, but nobody cares to comment on it.
F: This blog sucks
G: I suck.
H: Everything sucks.
I: The world has ended and this blog and me is the only thing left of 50.000 years of civilization.
J: The CIA is monitoring this blog and is using specially designed software to stop people from posting comments.
K: I'm paranoid.
L: The CIA is paranoid.
M: The things I write here are so perfect and brilliant that most readers feel it would be superfluous to add a comment.
N: George W. Bush told them they were not allowed to write comments.
O: The KGB told them they were not allowed to write comments.
P: The headmaster at their old school phoned and told them they were not allowed to write comments.
Q: Their moms told them they were not allowed to write comments.
R: Dick Cavett told them they were not allowed to write comments.
S: The people who read this blog are all disabled and their nurses don't know how to operate the "comments" function.
T: The people who read this blog are illiterate and don't know how to write comments.
U: The Chinese have taken over the world and banned the use of Internet; this is the last page on the Internet the special Chinese Internet-Palice hasn't intercepted yet.
V: The USA has sold the Internet to Rupert Murdoch, who has removed commenting in order to cut expenses.
W: The USA has sold the Internet to Disney in exchange for Alien technology.
X: I'm the only one reading this blog.
Y: You're the only one reading this blog.
Z: The headmaster at your old school is the only one reading this blog.
A: Your mom is the only one reading this blog.

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