Tuesday, September 02, 2003

Don't give them any money, they'll just use it on drugs.

I went and had a talk with my bank the other day, because I needed money. As I sat there the very friendly advisor went through my assets:

Do you have a job?
yes
Do you own a car?
no
Do you own your apartment?
no
Are you a member of a union?
no
Are you a member of an unemployment benefits fund?
no
Are you married?
no
Do you have children?
no
Do you save money for your retirement?
no


The next question could have been: Do you exist?
no

I'm a bad, bad, bad, bad, bad consumer...
(but I did get more money from the bank, and come December they'll get more of that nice fat interest they put on it - squandering makes the world go round!)

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