Chairman of the bared.,
Yesterday I was elected chairman of the place I work on Mondays (we've been looking for a chairman for a month, nobody wanted the job...) Ultimately I thought to myself:
No chairman - No community.
No community - No job
No job - Back to toilet-cleaning.
Up went my hand: "I would like to be chairman"
I can now tell myself to work harder and stop complaining. I can now sack myself for writing bad things about the place on this blog. I can sack others for writing a blog. I can hire myself to teach others how to write a blog and then sack them for doing that. I will start out putting up posters with my picture. Everywhere. Don't know why, it just...seems...right.