Tuesday, August 31, 2004

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Art? hysterical aestheticism, overblown egos and, of course: silly hats...
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Monday, August 30, 2004

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That demon whispers in my ear!
Mmmmh -bad somethings!
Yea-earh!

However far, he's always here!
Mmmmh - bad somethings!

Yea-earh!

(a slight alteration of the famous pop hit "Sweet Nothin" with Wanda Jackson, - welcome to week 36...)
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Man is awakened by the noise from a party going on next door.
He knocks on the door and his next door neighbour opens it, wearing a bra, fishnets stockings, and a blond wig...
"Oh hi, Trevor, we're having a party why don't you join us?" he says
The man walks into the living room and quickly realises he has entered an orgy, everywhere he looks there are people having sex in every possible way.
He sits down in a sofa next to a woman who is enyoying complete anal penetration.
Overwhelmed by the whole scenario he fetches a joint from his jacket and prepares to light it up, but then the woman goes:
"Oh no! it's not going to be one of THOSE parties, is it!"

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Saturday, August 28, 2004

Friday, August 27, 2004

Thursday, August 26, 2004

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Hmm..."Red Fire Demon" where does he fit in? - better get my Daemonipedia and look him up...
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Wednesday, August 25, 2004

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How did you do it? - how was your civilization contructed?- what is the base or core?

Watered down satanic ritual.
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Tuesday, August 24, 2004

Monday, August 23, 2004

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I was happy and then I threw it all away for a dream.

What do you call a person like that?
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Saturday, August 21, 2004

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Of course you want to download the title song from The Office:
Handbags and Gladrags

Of course you want to read all about it: All about it
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Friday, August 20, 2004

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Laxatives in the caviar, gunpowder in the petrol.

Reporting for duty.
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Wednesday, August 18, 2004

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What to give your mum for Christmas? her birthday? mothers day?

Your company.
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Saturday, August 14, 2004

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Blow, Wind, Blow.
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Considering what little importance art has to the average person how could I ever believe I could get away with spending my life doing that?
The artist challenges the general order of mediocracy by claiming possession of special talents and capabilities. The only way society can respond to that is to expect the artist to put in twice as much work and reap half the rewards as the average citizen. Only by fulfilling these demands the artist can be accepted as a valid contributor to society and eligible to enjoy the same rights as anyone else. Of course only men and women driven by burning ambition, pathological megalomania, or genuine talent would ever embark on such an insane journey. Those who succeed can occupy seats at the front row of our culture, and those who fall over the railings must be put in with the other dregs of society who have failed to understand that to produce and consume at the highest possible speed is the ultimate meaning of existence.

To create and reflect just blurs things out and can cause indigestion.
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Friday, August 13, 2004

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I do not shun the celebrated!
but let my middle finger wish them well!
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Wednesday, August 11, 2004

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Come to me with words of consolation and I'll sound the trumpet of my backside!
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Tuesday, August 10, 2004

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I urinate on the constitution!
and wipe my dripping cock with the flag!
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Monday, August 09, 2004

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I would rather dine at the latrine than share the company of the bourgeoisie!
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Sunday, August 08, 2004

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I scare the children!
I outrage the elderly!
I sneer at the neighbours!

And politics? - I wipe my arse with that!
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Saturday, August 07, 2004

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I piss on the state!
I vomit on the church!
I spit on the family!
I defecate on the nation!
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Friday, August 06, 2004

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I pee on the rational!
from now on my life will be guided by intuition, the spirits, and divine interference.

(to be continued...)
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Wednesday, August 04, 2004

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I Am An Artist
I Drink From The Fountain of Life.

(but nor would I down a lager pass...)
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Tuesday, August 03, 2004

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With Us, For Us, By Us.
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Danish Television journalist Connie Hedegaard has often attacked the Danish government for arrogance and unsound methods in her program Deadline on Danish television.
Today she was appointed the government's new minister of the environment...
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Monday, August 02, 2004

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A letter from the editor.
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What's happening here at "don't ask.."? Is it all about babes, beaches and silly comicbooks now? - no such thing! this site can still post an Art Link.

(it was meant as a joke but I ended up actually liking some of that stuff...)
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Sunday, August 01, 2004

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Miss August 1968.
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August is here, the weather is warm and sunny - time for a dip...
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