Monday, August 30, 2004

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Man is awakened by the noise from a party going on next door.
He knocks on the door and his next door neighbour opens it, wearing a bra, fishnets stockings, and a blond wig...
"Oh hi, Trevor, we're having a party why don't you join us?" he says
The man walks into the living room and quickly realises he has entered an orgy, everywhere he looks there are people having sex in every possible way.
He sits down in a sofa next to a woman who is enyoying complete anal penetration.
Overwhelmed by the whole scenario he fetches a joint from his jacket and prepares to light it up, but then the woman goes:
"Oh no! it's not going to be one of THOSE parties, is it!"

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