Today’s newspapers inform me that after being killed in the disaster in Asia:
A DANE WAS BURIED IN A MASS GRAVE!
This is an outrage! How can a member of the best democracy, the best welfare state, the producer of the best children’s television in the world and the nation where the world’s greatest writer was born (Hans Christian Andersen) be thrown into a simple mass grave! - And probably with a bunch of darkies!
Can't we make friends with some invincible superpowers and attack somebody for this?!?!