Turning forty today! and I'd like to tell my readers, my girlfriend, family and friends that I love them, and I'd like to tell my enemies that they can go fuck themselves.
-Velvet Underground was the greatest band that ever played.
-Van Gogh was the greatest painter that ever lived.
-Rembrandt and Edvard Munch weren't bad either.
-Rebel, Rebel by David Bowie is the greatest song ever written.
-Apocalypse Now has all the answers.
-Read "1984" today and I dare you to turn on the TV or open a newspaper.
I talk big, but I'm forty so who cares!
See you next year.