Tuesday, November 27, 2007

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Oh, NOW I get it...

Denmark is being run by the Danish People's Party...

As a supporter of (but not a part of) the current government, The Danish People's Party has the right to veto on a number of issues, but they also have the convenience of not holding any ministerial responsibilities. Meaning that they can always blame the other parties in the government if they have to accept something their voters won't like.

The Danish People's Party is also the party of choice of 1/3 of the Danish middle classes and since life in Denmark revolves entirely around the interests and tastes of the middle classes, a government can last practically forever if it gains the support of The Danish People's Party and makes sure that:

The kids are happy,
granny is happy,
the trains run on time (and are happy),
the beers are cold,
the pork chops are sizzling in the frying pan (in a happy way),
the dogs, cats, horses, chickens, pigs, frogs, fish and reindeer are happy,
there's a holiday coming up next week

With this secured, there's plenty of energy for the following:

Bashing selected minorities all middle class Danes can agree are irritating, like :

-Artists (pretentious bastards nobody understands)
-The left-wing extremists of Ungdomshuset (spoiled brats and proto-terrorists)
-Immigrants (Islamist wife-bashing niggers)
-Christiania (scrounging dope-addicts and criminals)
-The Danish Radio (pinko commie lackeys, but the TV series Matador was great, make more of that!)
-Poor people (losers)
-Sick people (genetically inferior and a burden to the rest of us)

And:

Give the Danish Army something to do now that neither Charles XII of Sweden, Lord Nelson, Nazi Germany or Soviet Russia is around to attack us. How about providing security services for the oil industries and Maersk shipping while kicking some nigger ass?..

And, finally:

-Don't mention the War, who cares anyway?..

-Always look good on television

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Retro babe "...No clothes, and then you just cover select areas with your hands - It could work..."
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Panzer Sturmgeschütz III, Ausf C
A victim of Russian mud.
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(unfortunately) Also my people
(regrettably) Also my war

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